Hey!
As you can see, this is not a formal email, and unfortunately, it does not mean anything good for you.
BUT do not despair, it is not critical. I am going to explain to you everything right now.
I have access to your electronic devices, which are the part of the local network you regularly use.
I have been tracking your activity for the last few months.
How did that happen?
You visited some hacked adult websites with...